La folia

As I said before, I don`t clasify anything (the look, smile like u mean it etc). I don`t say how people should be (real men). I don`t express my views on politics (the system), nor religion, let`s say (sins, sinners and the great facepalm). Therefore I decided not to tell you about all the types of friends. I`ll only talk about the idiot ones (an by that we understand - the coolest friends someone could ever have).

Let me show you!

 

What about `em? So, you know. Everyone, but every single one of us have one.
They have those great, mad ideas - "Let`s go to the moon and back! Tonight! Oh, too far? Okay, let`s go to Moscow then!"
-great leader qualities -"You might wonder why I`ve gathered you all here! Well, it`s my revolution! I`m going to lead the world! Follow me, people! I have chocolate!"
- charisma;
- naricissistic traits "hang on a little, I saw the most gorgeous human on earth! Oh, silly me, I was in front of a mirror!"
- the most lame jokes ever, but still make the others laugh -"Knock, knock! Seems like no one`s home..."
- and the most important thing, they can be easily spotted from a great distance.

 

They are everywhere around, always smiling and wondering what to do next. They get easily bored and can be distracted by a flying boomerang or by a crazy-looking word. They have lots of friends and are percieved as social butterflies. Too many in a group can cause serious mental disorders or even madness. They are unpredictable, unforseeable and they can fly away at any moment without a logic, rational explain.

 

Don`t try to understand them. Don`t ask! One cannot simply understand this kind of friend. Be happy you have him. It`s the most awesome one :)
Now, please excuse me, I must go, the world needs me.