Wednesday, June 6, 2012

1.Addictions or the Third Life Philosophy?



Addictions and their role in nowadays society - random order

1. Coffee  

Mornin`, hun! What`s up? Feeling sleepy? Come and take a sip. I know you`ve been waiting for me.

Evenin`, cherry-pie! I missed you all day long! Come and give me a big hug. I know you want me. Now, feeling good, looking good!

Nighty night? Not so easy, cupcake! You`ve got work to do. And what about your social-life? It`s just 2 a.m. Behold! You can`t even see the stars clearly, allow me to open your eyes a little.        

2. Chocolate



Sugarlove... oh you! yes you, the chunkypuff from the back! Come to me, darling! Want some energy, feeling laid-back? Let me show you the way to happiness, how you can feel loved and fluffly. Yes, this is the way. Don`t listen to your heart. It is alright, you won`t have a mini-heart attack after some years, you won`t get diabetes, noo... not from me. I am just love. Poison? Don`t listen to the others. Let me open the chocolate factory, your new home from now on. Now smile, honey bunny, and let`s get drowned in the chocolate waterfall.



3.  Alcohol
           
First phase - smile, take a pic, be more talkative -> they`re all your friends;

Second phase - let`s sing, let`s dance, let`s show everyone who we are. See that gorgeous woman? Mmm.. I thought it was someone else a while ago... she looke somewhat different. Let`s seduce her with your awesome manly skills. But not now, drink a lil`bit more for courage and charm.

Third phase - be truthful, don`t listen to your mind, nor to your blurred vision. You are the lion king now! Feel the power!



4. Smoking


Let`s get dizzy. Let`s be social. Let`s be cool. Now, let me teach you how to make the magic waterfall. Want to make some circles? Woow... you go, man! Now, let`s look like those brainy people. Like a sir, like a lady. Mhm... you start to get that! Let`s mix it with some beer, wine, vodka and many more. Feel that? No, you ain`t got any problems with your lungs. Cancer? Ne`ah. Come`on, man! haven`t you heard of those n people who were hit by cars? Live your life! Don`t pe such a... what? Now this is more like you. Wanna go to the next step? Wanna try something different? Wanna go to wonderland? There might be a way... Can you be trusted? You really want this? You won`t change your mind like a coward in the last moment, okay? 

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